It's not the size of the track, it's what you do with it

One of my readers was delighted to discover this Google ad on this very site:

Girl impressed by big thick masculine track.

I agree with him that it is completely awesome.

(I've linked the above image to the online store of "Radmeister", the people responsible. That's not a paid link, of course; you can click on it without costing Radmeister any money. If you happen to see the same image to the right of this page, then that'll be a real ad. Do tell me if something even better crops up.)

The ad was, no doubt, attracted by my recent series of posts about Lego tracks.

You wouldn't think the nice lady in the bikini would find Lego tracks very impressive. But quantity has a quality all its own, and after the last post I was as good as my word and did indeed buy yards of new-style tracks on BrickLink. The only reason why you haven't yet seen a picture of them lying there like Worf's spare baldric collection is that the BrickLink dealer accidentally sent me a mere 400 links instead of the 480 I paid for.

When the rest of them show up - giving a total length of 5.76 metres, versus the lousy 4.8 I've got now - I shall make them into a fly-curtain or something while I design a vehicle worthy of them.

He has trouble in sand traps

This little guy's hilarious.

(Yet another Crabfu creation, of course.)

John Lennon's alien ice cube

On the subject of objects that look like alien technology, I've got a Piet Hein "Super Egg" drink cooler, too.

Piet Hein drink cooler

I got it at a decent discount when ThinkGeek were clearing their stock; they don't have them any more, but the cooler and umpteen other "superellipse"-shaped products have been on sale from various overpriced homewares places for decades.

The superellipse is like a hybrid between synthetic-rectangular and natural-circular, as explained in this Scientific American article, which was written by the inimitable Martin Gardner more than forty years ago (I just re-read Fads and Fallacies the other day).

And Mr Hein had a real bee in his bonnet about superellipses. He designed superellipse-shaped salt-shakers, bowl sets, candlesticks, plates... you name it.

(Sorry about the stupid window-within-a-window thing in the piethein.com links, by the way; that's just the way that site works.)

Piet Hein drink cooler

Despite all the folderol in the Super Egg drink cooler's rather tongue-in-cheek instruction sheet, as far as I can see it does not actually seem to be very good at cooling drinks. The enthalpy of fusion of water ice is hard to beat; a little stainless-steel egg with a mysterious liquid inside just can't achieve much, unless you chill it so far that it'll crust itself up with ice after you put it in your glass.

But it's nonetheless a neat little object, being both geometrically interesting and mysterious-sounding, on account of the liquid that sloshes around inside when you shake it. And it does indeed neither dilute your drink, nor change its flavour in any other way.

(Many sites say the liquid inside the cooler is meant to freeze, but I don't think that's likely to happen at home-freezer temperatures. Perhaps that's what you have to do to get the cooler to work properly.)

Uri Geller was, apparently, given a gold Piet Hein cooler by John Lennon, who (Uri says) spun a brilliant tale about how the object was given to him by bug-faced aliens.

I suppose it's possible that Lennon had a weird hallucination (in this case, possibly even without chemical assistance...), then found the drink cooler lying around.

I prefer, however, to think that Lennon knew exactly what the mysterious object was, and was just taking the piss out of Uri.

Big dozer, little dozer

Now that Lego has two kinds of track piece, it's easier to make similar tracked vehicles in very different scales.

Via TechnicBricks, a frequent link-target for me recently, behold the last unknown Technic Lego set for 2009:

2009 Technic sets

It's the one in the top-left corner, being dwarfed by the 8256 Super Kart and 8262 Quad-Bike. It's called the 8259 Mini Dozer, and it's...

Lego 8259 Mini Dozer

...completely anerable.

Compare and contrast with its (much) bigger brother...

8275 Motorized Bulldozer

...the 8275 Motorized Bulldozer. The Mini Dozer is, basically, a micro-scale version of 8275.

So now you can put 8259 on one end, 8275 on the other, and the classic 856 in the middle, and have flying-ducks bulldozers!

(I wonder how long it'll be before someone finds room for a Micro Motor inside an 8259?)

UPDATE: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "I won't believe this kit even exists unless I can fly around it using Microsoft Photosynth and see every tiny detail."

No problem.

UPDATE 2: It didn't take long for people to start building the set before you can buy one.

Track traction

It is, as mentioned in this post, not entirely easy to get Lego tracks - either the new big or old small ones, or ones improvised from other pieces - to grip the ground well. They're particularly lousy on smooth surfaces, like indoor floors or table-tops.

I am indebted to the excellent TechnicBricks blog once again for showing me that it's actually easy to increase the traction of the new-style treads. Just loop rubber bands around each link, or every second link if you want to avoid bands rubbing on each other.

OK, now I've definitely got to buy a bucketload of links, and make something that can climb stairs.

Phurther Photon pimpage

Herewith, another duplicate of an update I just put on the Dan's Data front page:

The Photon Light people are doing the free/flat-rate shipping thing again. All orders ship free in the USA, or for a flat rate of only $US4 for international deliveries. No matter how much stuff you buy.

(And you still get volume discounts, which start at quite small "volumes".)

Their "Knives and Tools" department also now has a selection of Leatherman tools, including the nifty new Skeletool and Skeletool CX and the classic Leatherman Wave. If you want something key-ring sized, they've also got the not-at-all-new but still-very-good Leatherman Micra, and three models of the more recent "Squirt" - the P4, S4 and E4.

The full-sized tools are all as cheap as I've seen them anywhere; the Micras and Squirts cost a buck or three more than the usual online-store price. But the free-or-cheap shipping deal more than makes up for that.

There's also a closeout deal on the versatile "Fusion" light I reviewed years ago. It's not cutting-edge technology any more, but it's also not almost sixty bucks any more. While they last, Fusions - including the funky red- or blue-beam versions - are now only $US31.95.

And, as usual, if you follow my affiliate links and then buy something, I'll get a cut!

My third hip

As I mentioned in this article, as soon as I saw Theodore Gray's prosthetic hip joint, I had to get one of my own. (Theodore's is one of the samples for his Periodic Table Table; he's pretty sure it belongs in the cobalt collection.)

Artificial hip

And here mine is. I bought it on eBay; it cost me a total of $AU23.38 including delivery.

I've only got the hip part, not the corresponding socket part - which in this case would have been polyethylene, I think. But this is the interesting part, if you ask me. Mine even has a couple of nifty holes in the shaft, instead of the less elegant solid shaft of Theodore's. As I mentioned in that article, I find it makes a very acceptable ray gun.

I think it's probably made from a cobalt chrome molybdenum alloy. It's very slightly magnetic; you can't tell if you're just holding even a rare-earth magnet in one hand and the hip in the other, but when I hung a magnet from a string, I could get it to stick to the implant very slightly.

I'm not sure what company made it. There's a logo on the side like an R with a line around it, like so:

R logo

If you recognise that, drop me a line.

After the logo, there's "52-0346 46mm" (46mm is the diameter of the ball on the end), then "CC" on the next line. Further down the shaft there's a serial number, T00991004.

I'll have to buff all that stuff off before I try to pass the implant off as alien technology.

(See also: My bone chisel!)

UPDATE: One or another of my readers can reasonably be expected to know absolutely anything, so I now know exactly what this prosthesis is.

Take it away, Charles the anaesthetist:

Your prosthesis is an Austin Moore Hemiarthroplasty prosthesis [yep; now that I've got that string to search for, I instantly found it], used to replace the femoral head in cases of subcapital fracture (fairly high) of the neck of femur where the fracture site is high enough to probably affect the blood supply to the femoral head, leading to necrosis. Because of this you can't just screw the fracture together (search DHS, CHS, or IMHS).

Neck of Femur fracture (NOF) is an old person's fracture, as such not a great load is expected on the hip, in terms of use and duration, thus the acetabular side (socket) is left as is (which is why the head is so large: total hip replacment prostheses have a much smaller head diameter).

An Austin Moore is uncemented, too: you ream to size and bang it in. There are cemented hemiarthroplasties that are a sort of half way position (more stable and durable, less loosening) between this and a THR (total hip replacement), but cementing a prosthesis in this patient population has a high intraoperative morbidity and mortality itself.

There is a very high mortality post NOF: not due solely to the fracture, but due to the clinical situation of these patients. If a younger person happened to NOF themselves, you might pin it first if you thought the head had any chance of survival, but if not, a THR is better.

The "R" is Richards, an orthopaedic company since absorbed into Smith and Nephew, along with others.

I used to have a Austin Moore as a gear shifter in my Kingswood wagon: it fit nicely in the hand!

Track hunting

New chunky Lego tracks

After my post the other day about that nifty Lego excavator, I've been hunting for more of those chunky new tread links, as well as the smaller old-style ones that you can drive with normal Technic gears. I posted part of this in a comment on the excavator post, but I've spent enough time messing around with this now that I reckoned it deserved its own post.

If you want lots of just one kind of Lego piece, the place to go is online Lego marketplace BrickLink. I got no results when I searched BrickLink for "technic link tread new", but when I searched for the new treads' part number, 57518, I got tons of hits.

The low price for the new chunky tread pieces on Bricklink is down around 15 US cents plus delivery, which is much cheaper than you'll get them for in any set. You can get the special wheels to drive the tracks very cheaply, too.

The best-value whole set for people who're hunting the new tread links is clearly set 7645, the "MT-61 Crystal Reaper" from the "Mars Mission" line. It's got a list price of $US50, but gives you seventy of the new Link Treads (in black instead of the Technic grey), and six large drive wheels, which can only otherwise be found in the monstrous 8275 Bulldozer (which is $US150, but has motors and 84 grey tread links).

The 8294 Excavator lists for ten US dollars more than the Crystal Reaper, but gives you only sixty tread links and four small drive wheels.

Seventy new tread links on BrickLink will only cost you ten or eleven dollars plus delivery, though. The small drive wheels come in at about 22 cents each, so you can pretty much get enough links and wheels to design an entire FedEx sorting facility for the price of the 8275 Bulldozer. The large drive wheels are rather more expensive.

The Crystal Reaper does have some other Technic pieces, though. Pins, gears, liftarms and even old-style studded beams, plus oddities like the three-axle bush. It's got a lot of space-y pieces as well, but it's surprisingly close to being a Mislabeled Technic Parts Pack. If you can get it for 20% off or something, and don't need nothing but tracks, do not hesitate.

Next, I started hunting through sets and BrickLink for the smaller old-style Technic Link Treads. Lego used to sell parts packs that contained nothing but these links, but the last of those came out in 1999, and is no longer available.

(And then there was the Chain Link Pack, which was even more awesome.)

Anyway, here are the small-tread options in the current set lineup.

The 7664 TIE Crawler lists for $US50 and has 164 links; that's 30.5 cents per link.

The giant 10144 Sandcrawler has 273 links, but costs $US140. That's 51 cents per link, but you of course get a ton of other parts too.

The 7787 Bat-Tank has 158 links - wrapped around it, so it looks like a Mark I Tank - but it's $US50, so you'll pay slightly more per link than you would for the identically-priced TIE Crawler. The Bat-Tank's other parts are a bit more Technic-y, though, and you do get a minifig Batman!

If you can find an 8288 Crawler Crane (it's a 2006 product), you'll get a lousy 86 old-type links for $US50, but the rest of its parts are almost all Technic. They include two Boat Weights, for people who want to add weight to part of a model but don't want - or are forbidden by the rules of the Lego Sumo competition - to just build a bunch of coins into it or something. You also get three of the uncommon flexible double axle joiner, one of the giant gear-toothed turntables like the one in the middle of the 8294 Excavator, and two kinds of string with "end studs". So this set is definitely worth looking for.

And then there's the 7626 Indiana Jones Jungle Cutter, which only costs $US40 but has a not-too-bad 86 tread links in it, plus a decent complement of other Technic pieces, well-armed minifigs, and little animals. A good one to snap up if it's on special.

BrickLink is still the easy value winner, though. As I write this, new and used old-type link treads are on BrickLink for around nine cents each, often from sellers with hundreds or thousands of them on sale. This seller in particular has several thousand, for 8.88 cents each, plus what ought to be pretty cheap shipping.

Oh, and if you want the standard 40-tooth big gears to drive your tracks, they start from less than fifty cents. (BrickLink's default "Best Price" search order seems to sort by colour, then by price; change it to "Lowest Price" to see the genuinely cheapest items first. Weirdly, the URL of the page only sometimes changes when you do a Lowest Price search; it didn't in this case, so all I can link to is the Best Price version, which starts with a bunch of gears in the probably-not-quite-what-you-want "Bionicle Red".)

So there you go. You'll be building your Crawler Transporter, six-metre crane or JCB JS220 in no time!