Wires 'n' volts

I just spent a little while perusing the Hobby Corner section of the excellent Discover Circuits site.

I reviewed a "shake flashlight" a while ago, and have since answered a letter from someone who bought a fake one.

Here's a page about how, exactly, the (genuine) lights work - or at least how the cheap knockoff versions do. It suggests a better design, but the shake-light idea is pleasing despite its inefficiency; with decent components they work well enough, and they let the light retain a normal unbroken flashlight casing, rather than requiring a crank handle or pull-string to stick out somewhere.

I've got some of the cheap-yet-functional ones as mentioned on that page; I bought them very cheaply on eBay, so I'm not too bothered that they take a lot more effort to charge and glow more weakly and for less time.

If you feel the urge, you can follow the Discover Circuits suggestions and upgrade the cheap lights with better diodes and capacitors to be much closer to the quality of the brand name versions.

Another Discover Circuits highlight: A super-simple capacitor-based constant current LED power supply to let you run long strings of LEDs from mains power (or fix these crappy LED nightlights).

It is also my considered opinion that the words DANGEROUS VOLTAGES EXIST EVERYWHERE are the mark of a truly excellent schematic.

More sterling technology journalism

Regarding the widely reported "new discovery" of "WiTricity", wireless electricity transmission, as mentioned in Austenite's comment the other day:

Bollocks.

The people at MIT who came up with this "new invention" would be the first to tell you that the basic technology involved in it isn't new at all. It's just an electrical transformer with a large air gap between the primary and secondary coils. This, inescapably, means its efficiency gets worse the further away the receiving device moves, and it wastes energy heating up conductive things in the area.

I'm sure that the MIT research is doing clever things with the control and detection systems; it may even result in real useful products some time quite soon. It's quite possible that at some point in the future we will indeed have charging pads we can put various devices on to be inductively recharged. The same goes for the bigger versions envisaged by the WiTricity idea, where a laptop will work without a power connection anywhere in a room; to make that work, you'll probably have to build your primary coils into the very walls of the room.

It's not even out of the question that such an arrangement could be used to power transportation systems, though we'd need to start making our cars out of plastic before it'd be workable.

The reason for this is tied to the main problem with these sorts of systems, which are proposed about twice a year by some crank who thinks he's the one who can do what Tesla didn't. The problem is that if you put a conductive loop in the field, like a wristwatch with a metal band, it'll eat most of the power output and get hotter and hotter. It's that problem which I presume the MIT researchers are working on, though it's hard to figure that out from the press coverage.

That big problem, plus the crippling loss of efficiency as your secondary coil(s) get further away from the primary, is why inductive/magnetic "wireless electricity" for powering normal appliances, streetlights and most other straightforward everyday things still seems to be a complete non-starter.

(As usually happens when a subject that's covered in first-year Electrical Engineering comes to the attention of the masses, there's a decent Slashdot thread about all this. I've also written about inductive chargers before, here and here.)

I'm looking forward to some really dumb mutations of this idea over the next few weeks. Given the well-established inability of the "electrosensitive" crowd to tell the difference between milliwatt radio waves and ionising radiation, the notion of "electricity beams" popping up all over the place should make them go absolutely spare.

If we can't make these idiots see sense, we should at least attempt to gain as much amusement from them as we can.

And now, irresponsible mayhem

[UPDATE: That video's dead now. I found some more, though; they're here!]

If they didn't want you to do this, they wouldn't put those handy connectors on the batteries, would they?

(I think the experimenter bought his Science Spatula from the same place where I got my Science Nails.)

I count a total of 125 9V batteries there, for 1,125 nominal volts. And yes, as I've mentioned before, you certainly can kill yourself stone dead by doing this.

(Incidentally, people today use clicked-together 9V batteries to replace the no-longer-available B batteries for vintage valve radios.)

A while ago, I had a harebrained scheme to use 9V batteries to make a 110V-ish DC source (in this 230VAC country) to get that elusive green oxide coating on some titanium.

Grody batteries

Unfortunately, the super-cheap eBay dealer I chose sent me the nastiest batch of nine volters I've ever witnessed (and, yes, he then refunded my money), so that plan to kill myself fell by the wayside.

Now, though, I've got a Variac and a bridge rectifier. What could possibly go wrong?

Another quantum talisman

Q-Link pendant

Here, Ben Goldacre talks about what's inside the Q-Link, or possibly Qlink (sellers differ on the spelling) Pendant.

Which contains a bunch of unconnected nothing, as you'd expect.

I've been lucky enough to review three other such magic devices.

EMPower Modulator

The EMPower Modulator is close to the Q-Link Pendant in its nuttiness...

Wine Clip box

...but The Wine Clip is similarly crazy once you get down to its theory of operation.

Batterylife Activator

And then, there's the now-defunct Batterylife Activator.

(I'm still waiting for review product from Life Technology.)

Relive your car stereo installation nightmares

I believe the winner of Jalopnik's Worst Car Hack competition has to be the fuel pump finger tapper.

There are, however, a number of other worthy entries.

How about "electronic Viagra"?

I have little to add to this Techdirt piece on the recent widely-forwarded Independent article concerning "electronic smog" (another triumph of science journalism!). Given that the article itself admits that there is not any evidence that this "smog" is in fact harmful (or has any effect at all on anybody), I humbly submit that one might equally justifiably call it "electronic vitamin C", while one is waiting for evidence of effect to arrive.

(Ben Goldacre's been catching abuse for a year or so now as a result of his clearly inhuman and evil view that people who believe electromagnetic "pollution" is making them ill have real symptoms, but are incorrect about the cause. For some reason, it's hard to find similar pressure groups who believe that people who hear voices should be provided with earplugs.)

Sign here, and here, and here in blood...

I was taken off guard when the white-shirt-black-slacks fellow at the door turned out to not be a Mormon (yeah, I know, those come in pairs).

Instead, he rapidly and cheerfully explained that I was eligible for a free month of electricity supply (which struck me as a bit odd - what if I decided to take up aluminium smelting during that one month?), and all I had to do to claim it was bring him one of our electricity bills to look at, then sign the piece of paper he had, which he explained was not a contract, absolutely not, nooooo, despite the fact that it looked very much like one to my untrained eye, what with the signing and everything.

He was really rather good. I didn't even have time to think of telling him to go and vigorously root a boot, even though that is my usual tendency in such situations.

He was representing Origin Energy, who have apparently been at it for a while (and yes, he was Indian - they come over 'ere, they take the lousy-paying commission jobs we don't want to do...). I don't know whether Origin are in the habit of doing Ombudsman-worthy things; this salesman certainly wasn't what you'd call frank and up-front, and the just-sign-this-it's-not-a-contract line is clearly illegal. I failed to record him saying it, though.

My sister, who is very polite and not very rich, was screwed over by one of these guys a while ago. He said the new phone contract would save her money. It, of course, did the opposite. New power reseller contracts in Australia are, I think, much less likely to be an outright rip-off, which could explain why there's not exactly been a blizzard of complaints (though Origin have apparently been very good at promptly cutting off the power to delinquent customers).

As a Stargate viewer, by the way, I find the Origin Energy Web site mildly hilarious.

"We'll be welcoming new electricity, LP Gas and serviced hot water customers to Origin. Hallowed be the Ori."

The Ori aren't the greatest of sci-fi enemies, but I suppose they'll do until the end of this, last, series of SG-1.

It's not as if the Ori do ridiculous things like killing off major characters with explosive tumours or something, after all.

Baby's First Wind Turbine

Using a roof ventilator as a wind turbine (I think this is the home site of the video creators) is a neat idea. It'd really work, and make a great science fair project - just hook up a little brush motor to the rotor, connect an LED (or several) to it, and see how much wind you need before your LED pops.

This design will not, however, really give the advertised "cheap" power on a dollars per watt basis, since I doubt you could put more than a few watts of generator braking on one of those roof turbines without stalling it in anything short of a gale.

A roof-ventilator turbine could still be useful for charging a battery to run minor stuff occasionally, like a radio and a small light in a shed somewhere where the wind blows but the sun doesn't shine much. Or as a supplemental charger for a system that has a solar panel as well. Plus, you could still use it as a roof ventilator.

There's a reason why you don't see a lot of vertical turbines, though. Yes, they're simple - most importantly, you don't need a mechanism to make them face into the wind, and power take-off is very easy when you've got a simple vertical shaft to work with - but they just don't work very well. This is not just because they don't suck as much energy out of the air as a propeller-type turbine does (see also: Paddle-Wheels, And Why We Don't Use A Lot Of Them Any More), but also because they usually don't turn fast enough.

Slow-turning turbines can be good if you want to direct-drive a pump or something, but generators usually want more RPM, and gearing up a wind turbine is a great way to make it stall.

There are other vertical turbine designs that're very quick to make and have a lot more blade area for the wind to push on. The "Savonius" versions made from oil drums cut in half (technically, roof ventilators are a multi-bladed Savonius turbine) are the price/performance winners for small jobs, I think. But the world is not short of other ideas.

There are also commercial vertical turbine designs, the domestic-sized versions of which have a tendency to be scams.